Who can turn the world on with their smiles? Ummm, not this crew.

CHRISTOPHER DECATUR
The Artist

Mr. Christofer Dekatur is a nice persion and is 28 years old but looks like my brother who is twenty yeasr old. Chris brang me treats for my sweat tooth and ask me to rite this letter about him. I think he went to school here but not sure. He is very nice to me and we talked about teenage mutnt ninja turtles. He likes donetelo. I like michlangelo becuase he likes pizza. Chris likes pizza. Chris likes cats and drawing. He shows me how to draw a cool batman. But spiderman is cooler. Chris has a mom and a dad and a brother and dad. He likes his friends Patrik Starsand and Mike Lee. He showed me his t-shirts and I like the cow shirt with stars. Mustashs are funny on shirts two. Chris likes music and drawing and movys and reading and singing and playing gatar. He showed me how to play a funny song about cookies. I have to go now.

Caleb Benjamin Turner
6 yrs old
Flagstaff Elementary
Flagstaff, AZ


MIKE LEE
The Geek

Mike hails from Oregon (that's "Orygun", bitch), where he was born around the corner from the Animal House in Eugene, and spent -- what? Yes, the Animal House. That one. Really. Eleventh & Hilyard, thank you very much. Anyway, after growing tired of journalism and philosophy, he set his sights on new endeavors that also would eventually bore him. Despite his best efforts to avoid any technology more complicated than an answering machine, he wound up programming websites. He now lives in San Diego, where you can go barefoot in December and listen to one of the only decent jazz stations in the country. His interests include... um... well, he's a geek. You understand.